The Capitalists’ Holiday
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
Taxes, taxes, taxes. All you hear about lately is taxes, and especially today. So I probably shouldn’t belabor the point. But I can’t resist. I ran into a friend today who looked a little disheveled, and his reasoning was, “Yeah, you know, I’m… I haven’t showered and… taxes”. Point taken. Even two days ago, the lines at the post office were approaching absurd as crunch time began. On CNN news this morning, they actually had a bit about which city is statistically the latest on filing their taxes: San Francisco. (And then the newscaster chided them for being procrastinators) Maybe it’s because San Fran is a city of liberals and artists, who have a history of poor relations with the tax system? Well that’s one way to make a stand, I guess.
Another is to hold a rally or a protest. The LGBT is sponsoring “reenactments” of the Boston Tea Party in cities across the country, including, of course, San Francisco, to protest “taxation without representation by same-sex married couples”. Which basically means that married homosexual couples are being forced to file as individuals, which has prompted the LGBT to demand “Equal Taxes. Equal Rights.”
Being that tax day has been part of our capitalist calendar for almost a century, it’s amazing how April 15th still manages to sneak up on people. Especially with the easy access to filing taxes electronically, why are people still rushing to the post office at the last minute? I had another friend (an artist) who thought he had a genius business plan one year: buying books of stamps ahead of time and standing outside the post office on April 15th to sell them to all the procrastinators.
Well, Tax day sure brings out the creativity in people, not to mention the righteousness. The debates over who should and shouldn’t pay, what’s fair and unfair are enough to make your head spin. Unfortunately, there’s no easy answer, so I guess we’ll all just have to march and blunder our way through this mid-April day for the time being.
Happy Tax Day!
* photo credit: Matt Aiello *





























