In Pursuit of Jewelry
Friday, September 19th, 2008
Now, while Shecky’s Girls Night Out is not technically exclusive of men, it’s fair to say that there don’t tend to be many wandering around the event, amongst the “Girls”, cocktails in hand, cooing over the latest in jewelry and fashion. How appropriate, then, that in Washington DC, the event was held at the DAR Constitution Hall.
Why, one might ask, is that so appropriate? The Constitution Hall, across from the ellipse of the White House, is owned by the DAR, or Daughters of the American Revolution. Which is, on the other hand, exclusive of men (as well as anyone under 18 and any woman who cannot prove “lineal descent from a patriot of the American Revolution”). This, combined with an event dedicated to “girl power”, seems like the ultimate ploy to keep men away.
The Constitution Hall, a registered National Historic Landmark, was originally built in 1929 to house the annual DAR convention (which I imagine as something similar to Girls Night Out, but minus the berry mojitos and makeup samples). The DAR dedicated the building as a memorial to the Constitution (and, not surprisingly, it is the only structure paying this tribute), which, like most memorials, makes its name pretty self-explanatory. Since then, it has become primarily a concert venue, the largest one in DC in fact. Everyone from Frank Sinatra to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to Aeorsmith has played on its stage (Alanis Morisette and Ben Folds come in next week). It also plays host to dance and opera companies, speakers, awards shows and conferences or conventions, like Girls Night Out.
I’m not sure what our country’s forefathers would think of fashion conventions held in historical halls, and musicians like Stephen Tyler and Bob Dylan don’t seem quite in line with the standards of the Constitution. Then again, if these aren’t prime examples of people in the pursuit of happiness, I don’t know what is.





























